I believe Guardian Bro/Dirk has a ranging boner for the Old Spice guy
So much in fact that every time the commercial comes on he’s just sits back, biting his lip going,
”OOOHHHH man look at this beauty, urgh i would let him ride my horse backwards fuckkkk i would so chi-chang bingbang all over his wingwang yeowza!”
And then there’s Dave. Watching.
I dunno if someone cooler/better than me has done this yet…but uh..here we go…
Cute thing: Imagine Dirk on Jake’s island. Jake is showing him around, telling him to be quiet because the monsters will hear them, even though he’s the one being noisy. Then suddenly he goes very quiet and Dirk gets nervous because he can’t see whatever Jake’s staring at and slowly he points forward and
there’s a butterfly.
And Dirk doesn’t really understand so he just says, “What, are you going to shoot it?”
And Jake just shakes his head, “That’s absolute hogwash, Strider. Why would I do that?” And he just creeps forward so slowly, cupping his hands around it and when he faces Dirk again he had the butterfly on his hand. He lets Dirk hold it and Dirk just feels so overwhelmed because, wow, this is a living creature and its so tiny and delicate and he’s holding it.
When you grow to like characters that you know are going to die.
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rin matsuoka shaves
rin matsuoka takes in stray cats
rin matsuoka is fluent in english
rin matsuoka is in the top ten of his subjects
rin matsuoka is probably a huge crybaby
rin matsuoka is an incredibly talented swimmer
rin matsuoka is a top notch senpai
rin matsuoka is also sexy
rin matsuoka is also an amazing older brother